Kelly compares Posh's boobs to Mitchell brothers

Lorraine Kelly has taken a swipe at Victoria Beckham, claiming that the Spice Girl's breasts look like EastEnders duo the Mitchell brothers.
The LK Today presenter insisted that breast enhancement surgery has left Beckham's assets so pert that they resemble the bald heads of the legendary soap stars, played by Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden.
When asked by Heat whether she would ever undergo a breast augmentation procedure, she said: "No! You end up with these Posh-looking things.
"I think hers look bizarre - like the two Mitchell brothers have gone and hidden under her frock. It's really odd and quite sad."

Lindsay Lohan does drugs and sex in rehab!

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been caught taking drugs and having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient while in rehab.
The 'Mean Girls' star was allegedly forced to undergo a drugs test by staff at Utah's Cirque Lodge facility, and the results came back positive.
Lindsay, 21, has now been warned if she does not stay clean she will be thrown out of the centre.
A source is quoted as saying: "Lindsay got called into the director's office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn't conform to the program she'd have to leave."
According to reports it is not Lindsay's first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month.
She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.
Lindsay entered the rehab centre following her arrest on July 24 after she crashed her car following a high-speed car chase in Santa Monica. She was in possession of cocaine when she was taken into custody.
Last week, Lindsay pleaded guilty to two charges of being under the influence of a controlled substance (cocaine) and pleaded no contest to two charges of DUI (driving under the influence of alcohol). She also pleaded no contest to one charge of reckless driving.
After entering her plea bargain, she was sentenced to one day in jail and 36 months probation for her offences and ordered to undergo an 18-month alcohol rehabilitation program.
This is the troubled actress' third stint in rehab. She previously stayed at the Wonderland and Promises facilities in Los Angeles

Judge bans distribution of Anna Nicole Smith's boob job video

A Los Angeles judge has extended the order barring a plastic surgeon from profiting from a tape that shows the late model Anna Nicole Smith getting a boob job.
Judge Mitchell L. Beckloff made a permanent ruling on the basis of Smith’s partner Howard K. Stern’s request that sought the prohibition of the sale, distribution and dissemination of the tape by Dr. Gerald Wayne Johnson, reports E! Online.
Stern has alleged that Johnson has breached many laws by filming the whole surgery without the late model without her permission.
However, the doctor has defended himself and said that he always gets his patient’s permission and promises to keep all tapes confidential ‘during a patient's lifetime’.
On August 3, the judge had issued a permanent injunction blocking Johnson’s wife Alana from releasing the tape.
Though Beckloff did not want to include Alana in the injunction since she was not served papers in the case, he later considered she was only being evasive after she was involved in a high-speed chase to avoid being given court papers.
A hearing has been scheduled on September 14 to seek a progress review on whether Alan Johnson has been served papers or not.

Prince Harry's Girlfriend 'Summer's Sexiest'

Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy has been crowned the "summer's sexiest celebrity" by a new survey.
The 21-year-old blonde came out top of a poll of 1,200 by Goodfella's pizzas, with Hollywood babes Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Cameron Diaz trailing behind.
Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton came in a lowly seventh.
Meanwhile Davy has been showing off her remakable powers of recovery by going out and partying in South Africa two days after undergoing surgery on her appendix.
A source tells the Mail, "She looked great but was in a lot of pain and on morphine. However, that didn't stop her drinking, dancing and smoking up a storm. She was texting Harry all the time and saying how she missed him so much."

Lindsay Lohan's secret sex romps in rehab

Dirty Lindsay Lohan has been a very Bad Girl indeed. She was caught getting steamy in a rehab bathroom.
Li-Lo was busted in a passionate clinch with a male patient at the Cirque Lodge.
Staff members heard moaning noises coming from inside a cubicle and discovered the star of Herbie: Fully Loo-ded being naughty with the fella.
A source at the Utah retreat revealed: "Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard.
"When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy — who's also at Cirque for drug rehab.
"He was a good looking bloke — tall, with brown hair and quite muscular... just what Lindsay likes. Rumours spread like wildfire across the place that they'd been having sex.
"When staff found them they were all flustered and Lindsay's hair was all over the shop.

Paris cosies up to Pammie's ex Kid Rock

What do Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton have in common? Well apart from the fact they're blonde, rich and well known, they also couldn't help been swept off their feet by rocker Kid Rock.
The hotel heiress was spotted getting cosy with Pammie's ex hubby on Malibu beach as they partied at her pad.
And though Hilton has been linked to Entourage actor Adrian Grenier in recent weeks, he seemed to be very far away from her mind when Kid Rock was by her side, reports the Daily Mail.
Apart from the rocker, Pammie and Paris also share a love for animals, and the fact that their respective sex tapes have become two of the highest-selling home videos ever.
Anderson, whose marriage to Kid Rock lasted just six short months, has admitted that she is dating Las Vegas illusionist Hans Klok.
She is also currently performing as Dutchman Klok's assistant in his Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino show, The Beauty Of Magic.

Enrique Iglesias' 'extra-small' penis modelling offer!

It seems that Enrique Iglesias' tiny penis has landed him a great deal.
The singer recently admitted to Esquire that because of his, under-endowment, he can "never find extra-small condoms."
But now, the latex company is offering Iglesias 1 million dollars for modelling for their full-line of prophylatics - from the "Mega" to the "Snuggle Fit."
"It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault and still keep [girlfriend] Anna Kournikova on his arm, other men are sure to ... take pride in what they're not packin,'" the New York Post quoted a rep for the company, as saying.
Meanwhile the singer's rep refused to comment on the issue.