Kelly compares Posh's boobs to Mitchell brothers

Lorraine Kelly has taken a swipe at Victoria Beckham, claiming that the Spice Girl's breasts look like EastEnders duo the Mitchell brothers.
The LK Today presenter insisted that breast enhancement surgery has left Beckham's assets so pert that they resemble the bald heads of the legendary soap stars, played by Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden.
When asked by Heat whether she would ever undergo a breast augmentation procedure, she said: "No! You end up with these Posh-looking things.
"I think hers look bizarre - like the two Mitchell brothers have gone and hidden under her frock. It's really odd and quite sad."

Victoria beckham warns Paris Hilton

Victoria Beckham has reportedly warned Paris Hilton to stay away from her soccer star husband David. The Spice Girl, who moved to Los Angeles with David and their three sons earlier this month, was said to be furious when she heard the hotel heiress had described the Los Angeles Galaxy player as "hot".
Now she has allegedly told friends that Paris and other young Hollywood stars - including Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears - better keep their hands off David.
A source told a British magazine, "This move to Los Angeles means everything to her. She is happier with David than ever and sees this as an exciting chapter for her and their boys. Although she trusts David 100 per cent, she will not tolerate any of the Los Angeles party girls making a move on him, or seeing him as fair game.”
"She wants this to be very clear from the start - David is a devoted family man and these women should forget about trying it on with him. "The young Hollywood club crowd, such as Lindsay, Paris and Britney, are positively salivating over David," the source added.
Last week, it was claimed Victoria had turned down Paris' offer of friendship. Paris is reported to have said about Victoria: "We could be soul mates." However, the ‘Wannab' singer apparently told a pal: "Over my dead body!"